![]() 01/13/2020 at 13:08 • Filed to: Canadalopnik, King Henry I of Canada, Mopar, MOPAR OR NO CAR, Dodge Charger Hellcat, Dodge Charger, Charger Hellcat, Dodge, Charger, Hellcat | ![]() | ![]() |
What car will King Henry I of Canada drive?
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He’s got a Lada choices.
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But Canadians and Soviets are natural enemies
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No it’s ok because Canada won.
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The baddies always have to have a jaaaaaaaaaaaag, and since they’re on the run, they’ll need a proper quick jaaaaaaaaaaaaag at that.
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But villains drive Dodges
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He’ll basically be an Instagram influencer at this point so....whatever they drive.
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These are issued to every new Canadian dad:
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Traffic cops drive chargers. Villains drive jags.
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Yes, the villain in Bullitt was a cop.
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Correct. So we agree. Ch argers are for cops. Jaaaaaaaaaaaags are for actual villains.
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These are Prince Harry’s last two cars before his current one.
He had an Audi RS3 then an Audi RS6.
His actual cars that came up for sale.
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I think his German fanboy days are behind him
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Cops are the villains
- woke commentators